:D

Oh Haaiiii, i'm back?

2011-09-18T11:26:00.001-04:00

Dear (7?) followers and whoever else chose to read this,
Heyyooo everybody, I've returned! Maybe. I don't know if this will last, but I'm back! :D so, I was thinking.... and it's kind of hard to completely restart a blog, so I think I'll just continue this one! However, you can disregard all of the Club Penguin stuff I used to talk about... (: Depending on school and other stuff, I might not post as much as I would like, but we'll just have to see. Well, I'm gonna go change the background and header, I don't find the colors I made them 2 years ago very flattering. Bye! :)

My absence, quitting? new blog maybe....

2011-02-20T14:34:00.001-05:00

SO... It's been about 4 months since I blogged. :/ Really, I don't blog much anymore... and I am sorry. (even though I probably have, like 2 readers.) So, because of this, I'm thinking about making a NEW blog!
I'm thinking about this because I first made this blog to center around my pet snail, Chives. I was going to film him... but then he died, We got two more, and they had many, many TINY snail babies. Those two snails, (Chives II and Stravy) eventually died, and the small ones depleted in quantity.....
I am now left with only one baby snail, and I'm not as obsessed with snails as I was when I started this blog 2 years ago.... Hrm... I also no longer play club penguin, and 3/4 of the posts on this blog involve club penguin-ing...
For these reasons, I think I shall start a NEW blog!
So, I suppose this farewell....
To end my FINAL post, here's the picture from my VERY FIRST POST!

GoOd ByE! :D

PS: As i was looking back at my old posts, why did 5th grade me pick WHITE as the word color? you can't even see it. XD haha.

HERE'S A LINK TO MY NEW BLOG! ->http://www.snazzydinosaurs.blogspot.com

It's Been A While.

2010-11-23T20:48:00.000-05:00

Hey. Blog Readers. I know, I know. It's been a LONG time since I've blogged! Shame, shame on me. I will PROMISE that I will try to blog from now on at least weekly. Not that much I have to talk about today.... here's a story about what happens when you don't blog.

The Girl Who Just Wouldn't Blog

An Original.

Once upon a time, there was a girl. One day, she decided that she was going to create a blog. "I'll call it Fuzzy Snails!" She said, So she did.she was SO excited about her blog that she blogged often. About school, her socks, even snails. Then, she entered the 6th grade and because of homework and other useless flapdoodle, she was unable to blog as often, but she still tried to once a week. By the time 7th grade rolled around, she was SO BUSY doing OTHER NON- important things that days, weeks, months went by, and she still hadn't blogged! Finally, there was a short zombie apocalypse happened, only affecting her. Zombie Hitler FORCED her to blog or else she wouldn't be able to have any Fruit Punch! "HAHAHAHA GIDDYAP HAW!" he laughed. And she made sure that she blogged EVERY TUESDAY (or maybe not...) to keep Zombie Hitler from returning. She drank Fruit Punch as she so pleased!

The End

ZOMG Blogging FAIL.

2010-10-21T16:59:00.001-04:00

Wow. I haven't blogged IN TWO MONTHS. Mainly because I have nothing to blog about... so this will probably be kinda short. I'm working on the why did the pie go bye music video, though. Well, this will probably be the shortest blog in all of Fuzzy Snails history... but I just wanted to let you guys know that I'm still on the face of the earth and haven't forgotten about the interwebs. :D smiley face and all that stuff!

PS: Ow. I sneezed and bit my tongue and it HURTTTT!!!

SCREEEE!!! DX

2010-09-05T12:43:00.000-04:00

AAAHH!!! SCREEEE!!!! I HAVEN'T BLOGGED IN ONE WHOLE MONTH!! Shame, shame on me. I am a horrible blogger. :[ Well, even though I haven't blogged, I think that I'm gonna make some Fuzzy Snails changes.
Dave the Pineapple: I'M GETTING MY OWN BLOG! WHEEEE-HOOOOO!! DAVE THE PINEAPPLE DOT BLOGSPOT DOT COM!! YIPPO!!
Hobo: Dang stupid pineapple! I be trying to nap here! You not getting a bloggy thang, a myface, a spacebook, or whatever they stupid teeny boppers are into these days! *crawls into supermarket*

The changes will be that I'm gonna get rid of the Club Penguin News page, because I don't update it fast enough. So, I probably won't be blogging about Club Penguin that much anymore, BECAUSE I KEEP FORGETTING! *smashes ceramic lamp on head*
ALLLSSSOOOOO..... I think I'm gonna make a videos page as soon as I... you know... make some videos. :P
...
...
I think that's it for today, so... bye!!

Dave the Pineapple: THAT BYE WAS SOOO ABRUPT!! NOODLE FACE!! *slaps pedestrian with brick* YAY! TAKE THAT GEORGE CLOONEY! *claps using waffle and artificial bacon bits*

Oh, Hai, Blog Viewers!

2010-08-09T11:09:00.000-04:00

Hai bloggy peoples! As you can see, I haven't blogged in exactly one month and three days! I would LIKE to say that I haven't blogged because I'm to busy working on the Why Did The pie Go Bye music video, but honestly, I just started working on it again about 5 days ago. :P So, a few of you may know that yesterday was my birthday! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D YAY!11!11ONE! But,other than that, I really have nothing to blog about... Hmmm... Gahhhh... Ughhhh.... nothing. I have nothing interesting to blog about. So, have you guys seen the new stamps on Club Penguin? I personally like them. They give me something to do on there when I'm bored. (Am I gonna post a picture of the stamps? NO! Why? Because I'm a lazy butt!) Oh, and for your information, I have 32 stamps, AH THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I believe I don't have anything else to say...
Dave Ze Pineapple: HAM KNOCKER! *throws chicken pot pie at computer*
Pepe Potato: Shh, Dave. Let's work through this. Simmer down now...
*CATCHY JINGLE!*
-Jazz Hands-

Animal Crossing!

2010-07-06T15:59:00.003-04:00

HAI blog readers! Have any of you ever heard of a game called Animal Crossing: Wild World and Animal Crossing: City Folk? They are both really fun games where you are a human, and you are living amongst a bunch of animals. (that are friendly-ish, of course) You can fish, grow trees and flowers, catch bugs, hunt for fossils and gyroids, own a house and decorate it, and so much more!

Picture from here--> LINK!

When you first start Animal Crossing: Wild World, you have no Bells. Your house is on a loan, and you have to pay off the 19,000 (gasp!) Bells. You get to work for Tom Nook and do some odd jobs, but then he lays you off when he runs out of errands. : ( However, he does lower your mortgage to 18,400 Bells.( : / ) Then, you have to make your own money by catching and selling fish and bugs, selling fruit, and running errands for neighbors. Sometimes, visitors will come like Saharah, Redd, Pascal, K.K. Slider, or Wendall. Saharah and Wendall will give you items if you do something special for them, Redd sells black market items (be careful when purchasing!) and K.K. Slider plays music and might give you some for your house. Also, if you ignore your neighbors they might MOVE! (Not nice...) And, if you have Nintendo WFC on your DS, you can invite other players that have your Friend Code into your town, or you can go into their town. :)

Picture from here!--> LINK!
Animal Crossing: City Folk is pretty much the same EXCEPT... you have the option to take a bus to the city! In the city, there is Redd's Exclusive Shop (which is invitation only) Gracie Grace, a (overpriced) upscale furniture and clothing store, Shampoodle, a hair stylist, the Katrina, who tells fortunes, The Auction House, and the HRA Offices, where you can look at the model room and talk to Lyle. Also, the town is bigger.
By the way, Click Here for the new Animal Crossing page I've added!

Not Much To Blog About...

2010-06-27T18:14:00.000-04:00

HAI interwebs! I felt like I haven't blogged in a LONG time, so... I'm blogging! Even though I have nothing to blog about! Well.... hrmm. I think I'll just ramble on about a fictional piece of toast.
Toastina the Toast
Once upon a time there was a piece of toast named Toastina. She was very lonely. Then, she make an account on WheatDate.com, but nobody even noticed. Finally, she met a butter/lobster spread named Geraldino and she wasn't lonely anymore. ♥The End!♥
Yeah, as you can see, I have nothing to blog about. Well, BYE BYE PEOPLE TOTS!

PS:
*Nom Nom Cookiez*
~: )~ : D~ : )~ : D~

Hi World! Blog Time!

2010-06-15T18:46:00.001-04:00

HAI everybody! How's your SUMMER VACATION going? (if you are not out of school yet, completely ignore that.) As you can see, I've made some changes. (If the title font is still the same, completely ignore that satement.) I might be doing some more changes like this, so BE PREPARED!
In other news, there's been some cool secret agent stuff happening on Club Penguin! The new EPF HQ is finished, and so is the VR (Virtual Reality) Room. (Click on the link to see Mimo777's post about it, because I'm too lazy to take screenshots myself. :P) The FIRST EVA Field-Op started today, and it was pretty cool! (Click here to see Mimo777's post about it AGAIN, because I'm STILL too lazy. ☺) ANYWAYS... I'm REALLY excited for the Adventure Party! For some reason I can't remember AT ALL what happened last year, so... I don't really remember what to expect. Yes, I know I haven't updated the Club Penguin News in a while, and for that, I am sorry. I'll do it now. :D Well, not much else to say! LATER POTATER DARTH VADER SNAIL-INATERS!

Well, I haven't posted in a while, have I?

2010-06-08T12:03:00.000-04:00

HEY! Long time no blog, and for that, I am sorry. I WOULD say that I've been SO busy with the Why Did The Pie Go Bye music video, but honestly, I haven't. But, I'm ALMOST finished with it. It should be done by at least Sunday! :D YAAAAY, so yeah, I don't really have that much to post about. Be sure to check out the new EPF HQ in Club Penguin! So, that's about it! SEE YA LATER POTATO-NATERS!

LIKE MAH NEW SIGNATURE?!

Fuzzy Snails Upcoming News!

2010-05-16T12:32:00.000-04:00

Hey People of the world, not much Fuzzy Snails Upcoming News, actually. I'm working on a Why Did The Pie Go Bye remix, including MUSIC! Also, I might be doing some more changes to the site today. So yeah, not much else to say, just felt like sharing that with you guys.
BYEEE!!!

Club Penguin News!

2010-05-16T12:28:00.000-04:00

Hey Peoples! Long time no blog! Well, I know this news is pretty late, but there's some new things on Club Penguin! First of all, the Medieval Party. Since I'm too lazy to spend, like, an hour taking screenshots of EVERY SINGLE CLUB PENGUIN ROOM, I'm just going to put pictures of the knight quests.

First, Ye Knight's Quest 1

Just step on all of the squares in front of the orbs to light them up.

Hit All 50 targets with snowballs.

Go Through the maze. Down, Left, Down, Right, Right, Up.

TA DA!!

Ye Knight Quest 2

Throw 3 snowballs at each torch.

Move the key around until it reaches the key hole.

Ummm... walk to the cave.

Defeat the dragon by...

Then...

You Win! (By The way, the Dragon's Gold is a FURNITURE item, and you can get as much as you want!)

Well, not much else! BuH bYe!

HELLO!!! Happy Earth Day!

2010-04-22T18:47:00.000-04:00

Happy Earth Day peoples of the world and southern Maryland! How have you celebrated Earth Day? I was going to go a whole day without using anything electric, but then I realized that a light switch is electronic, and a flat iron is electronic, and I had computer lab today, so instead of THAT wonderful idea, I wrote Happy Earth Day! on everything that I wrote the date on. So, do you guys recycle on do any other earth- friendly things, like using CFL (Compact Flouresent Light= those swirly light bulbs) or even have solar panels like Bill Nye the Science Guy's neighbor Ed Begley? We recycle and have some CFL's in our house.
It's good to know that even Club Penguin is going green! Now, you can recycle your postcards! Also, there is now a new room! If you go to the forest, there's a new path to the mine! The mine now has a community garden and a recycling center! It's so awesome! It's about time they did something with that rusty old mine!

The big dirt patch is the Community Garden, and the building on the far left is the Recycling Center!

This is the inside of the Recycling Center!

Well, hope you have a fun Earth Day! FUZZY SNAILS! BYE!

NIGHTMARE on Phlegm Street!

2010-04-08T15:00:00.000-04:00

It was just a normal day for Tina Tissue. She was walking down Phlegm Street, on her way to her home. When she got home, she called her BFF, Nancy Nasal, to come over for a sleepover. They did sleepover-ish things for a while, then went to bed. Tina, however, had a NIGHTMARE. A man named Freddy Kleenex was chasing after her! He had two hands: a normal, tissue hand, and the other one was... A HUMAN HAND! In her dream, Tina was crumpled up by him, and tossed in the trash can! The next morning, Nancy found Tina wadded up in a wastebasket. Who is Freddy Kleenex? What will happen to Nancy? Will she be haunted by Freddy too? When will I stop asking questions?

NIGHTMARE on PHLEGM Street

Rated Q for tissue violence; might be disturbing for tissue fanatics

(By the way, this isn't a real movie. It's just a "PARODY" of a movie.)
... *awkward silence*...

Well. That turned out to be shorted that I thought.Hrmmm.... now what do I do? I have, like, half a post left.
Please enjoy the following picture.

Later my Bloggy-ready peoples!

Like my new STUFF?

2010-03-23T17:15:00.000-04:00

Hey people! Like my new layout and pages and stuff? I'll probably add some new widgets too. Do you think that I should keep the Dr. Potato and the Alfonso? They take up a lot of space... I'm probably going to add a video page, I just need to get all of my videos together. So... what do you guys think I should add? Anyways, to keep this post from being TOO boring, I'm going to write a Dill Nye The Pickle Guy story! (inspired by Purple Stars and Yellow Pandas. Go to the link page to get there!)
Dill Nye The Pickle Guy
Episode 36: The Layers of the Atmosphere!

♪♫♪♫♪♫

Dill Dill Dill Dill Dill Dill Dill!

DILL NYE THE PICKLE GUY!

Dill: Hi! Today We'll learn about the layers of the Atmosphere!
Robotic Voice coming from nowhere: ATMOSPHERE!
Hobo: WHOO!! YEAH!! ATMOSPHERE! OH YEAH!!
Dill: The first layer is the Troposphere. That's where we live. Then there's the Stratosphere. Then the Mesosphere. Then the Thermosphere. Then the Exosphere. Got it?

Robot Voice: No.

Dill: Well, here's some

Way Cool Science!

Little Boy: Hello. Today we will make... uhh...

Producer: *whispers* a compass out of a bowl of water!

Little Boy: Uh, a compass out of a hole of potters. So... you take the potters and... uhhh... POTATO SOUP! BYE!

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Robot Voice: Dill Nye the Pickle Guy is having some technical difficulties. Until they are fixed, please enjoy the following picture of a hamster.

(Link)

Robot Voice: And we're back! Dill Nye is in the hospital for lack of oxygen, but hey. That's what happens when you shoot yourself from a cannon and fly into space! So, it's time for the music video!

The Exosphere

By: Space Out

Meteor Records

Oh the exosphere is a dangerous place♫
It has a lack of oxygen, just like space.
If you go to there, it wouldn't be funny♪
And it also wouldn't be very sunny.

Chorus:
Exo-Exo- Exosphere!
It's not like it is down here!♪
Exo- Exo -Exosphere!
You can't find squirrels and you can't find deer♫
HERE IN THE EXXOOOSPHEREEEEEEEE!!!♪♫
Thank you!
Hobo: You're not welcome!!

this is my signature!

My new signature!

2010-03-21T13:41:00.000-04:00

Hi world! I'm just testing out my new signature! Like it? Credit to http://www.thecutestblogontheblock.com/ for their AWESOME tutorials!

Hello world north and south of the equator!

2010-03-21T10:56:00.000-04:00

Hello peoples north AND south of the equator! Sorry I haven't posted in what seems like forever or maybe a week or two. Well, I have decided that I'm going to be adding a LOT of new stuff to Fuzzy Snails today! By the way, I bet you guys don't know that I was in a PLAY! Yes, a play! Our school did Annie Jr, and I was Tessie, the little 7 year old orphan that always says OH MY GOODNESS!! So, yeah, you should be totally proud.
And by the way it was a great experience because I got to meet new people like my new friend Bubbles and PJ and Big Yellow Banana and Amber (I already knew Amber, though) and I got a new nickname! ( I pretty much gave everyone a nickname.☺) MY new nickname is Figgy because my friend "Amber" was eating a Fig Newton, so I started singing ♫FIG NEWTON!! FIG NEWTON NEWTON NEWTON FIG FIG FIG FIG NEWTON!! ♪ Then, my friend "Bubbles" started calling me Figgy because I like Fig Newtons. But, I really don't like them. i just like to sing about them.
Well, enough about the play. I'm probably going to be making a new Snail Cam soon. Oh, and remember how I said a while ago that I was going to make a music video for the song "Imma Be" featuring REAL artificial bees? Well, I decided not to, because I was listening to the CD version of the song, and I realized how many words are beeped out on the radio, if you know what I mean. Well, I gotta go start working on all the NEW Features for Fuzzy Snails! Adios, Auf Weiderhesen, Au Revior, Aloha, Blubber De Gelatin. LATER POTATOES!

HEY!!! Wazzup??? The Sky!

2010-02-28T15:56:00.000-05:00

HEY people of earth and Northern Russia! How goes it? I haven't blogged in, like, forever, so...
I'm BLOGGING!! ☺
I recently discovered a bunch of ALT codes that make pretty looking things. ALT codes make me happy! ♪ ♫ ☼ =Þ ☻ ♠ • ◘ ○
In other muffin news, me and my buddies in computer lab (you know who sham wows are!) discovered that Fuzzy Snails isn't blocked by that stupid fun website blocker thing they do at school to "prevent you from going on non-educational" sites. Yea, well HOW COME YOUTUBE IS BLOCKED?!?! THERE ARE PLENTY OF EDUCATIONAL VIDEOS ON THERE! (most people just choose not to watch them. ) Oh, and YOUTUBE IS BLOCKED BUT SOME STUPID PENGUIN MURDER GAME ISN'T! (you have to "splatter the penguin" :()
Well, I'm really BORED, so I think I'm gonna make a video tour of my desk!

...Wait. I have to wait 15 minutes for the batteries to be done charging, so until then, please enjoy the following photo of Justin Bieber!

Not much else to say, so laters for now potaters! HAPPY EARLY MARCH-ISH!

*** I can't do the video right now, because, after multiple filmings, I have ran out of battery. And I can't find the plug. And I had to wash my dog Myrtle. AGAIN. So, I might post the video tomorrow. ☻***

Club Penguin News!

2010-02-28T15:24:00.000-05:00

Yea, it's kinda late. But, there's a bunch of new stuff on Club Penguin! I'll start with the pin.

It's located in the Ski Lodge. It's a wagon, in honor of...

THE ORANGE PUFFLE!

I named him Crazy Steve, because he's crazy. ☺

In other news, the Sports Catalog Cheats!

Click on the penguin in the background for...

The Green Uniform!

Also, click on the Pitcher's Mound for...

The Red Basesball Cap!

Yea, only 2 cheats. Oh well...

LATERS POTATERS!

❅SNOW!!❅

2010-02-13T14:12:00.000-05:00

It SNOWED! Yays! It was a really good kind, the kind that's fluffy and if you throw it in the air it looks like baby powder. :P I made a snow Larry The Cucumber, too! (pic will be added later) And, like Fred in Fred Has A Snow Day, I rolled down my yard! (I got kinda dizzy) ANYWAYYY... I'm going to be making a music video to the song "Imma Be" by the Black Eyed Peas, and it will feature REAL ARTIFICIAL BEES! Don't got much more to say... so please enjoy the following word.
Kartoffel
(Potato in German.)

Oh, muffin. I can't think of a title! Oh, wait...

2010-01-13T21:08:00.000-05:00

Hey. I haven't posted in a while so... hey. And Happy New Year. I have some bad news for you little marmosets. Stravinsky has... passed, and I think Tchaikovsky has too. But, there are still, like, 20 baby snails, whos names ARE...
John
Paul
George
Ringo
Tchaikovsky III
Stravinsky II
Bob
Herbert
Julio
Fredrick
Jorge
Waldo
Fig
Big Alberto
Dave
Pete
Umm... yea... That's all I can remember. In other news, Dave the pineapple has gotten a lead role in the movie The Beck Banana Life Story. By the way, I recently discovered a video on Youtube called "Dramatic Chipmunk" (though there is some arguement that it might be a prairie dog.) It is HILARIOUS. It's only 5 seconds long, but it's the funniest 5 seconds I've even seen that involve a dramatic chimpunk. You must watch it. You know you're curious. Don't forget about the Darth Vader version, too. :)Well, I can't think of much else to say so I'm going to finish this post with a story.

Once upon a time,there was a magical pot roast.The pot roast didn't like it when he was poked with a fork, so he decided to do something about it. He told his buddy, boiled brocolli, to replace all of the forks with spoons. But, then they just started poking him with spoons too! So, the magical pot roast used his creativity skills and created the SNUG WOW! It's a blanket with sleeves that absorbes like a sponge! Messy spills in your lap no more! (not sold in stores.) He made a lot of money, but since he didn't have any hands, he gave all of his profit to his good hobo friend.

The End.

Fuzzy Snails is now a suggestion on Google!

2009-12-28T13:32:00.000-05:00

YAAAYY! I take great pride in the fact that when I start to type in Fuzzy Snails in Google, IT'S A SUGGESTION! I don't know how it got there, probably because i kept googling Fuzzy Snails just to make sure that it was a result. But, whatever! YAAAYZ! Well, this was a really short post! So, please enjoy the following fruit themed soap opera! ( By the way, some of my friends might have already read this, becuz it started out as an email I sent them.) I just copied and pasted it, so that's why it's a different font!

The Fruit and the Seedless

Episode 27: Dave's Recovery

Dave: What...what happened?

Dr . Mango: (the role of Dr. Mango will now be played by Brad Potato.) You were going to rob the First Cucumbers bank, when you were hit by a police car.

Dave: That's ironic. Well. How bad is the damage?

Dr. Mango: Well, we donated your brain to science, you have almost no more juice in you, and you will die in 3 minutes. You also have a freckle on your big toe.

Dave: WHAT?!?!?! *Dave takes a ceramic lamp and smashes it on Dr. Mango's head.*

Dr. Mango: OW! Okay, I am lying about everything except the freckle. I'm trying to become an actor, and I need practice. Wow, your gullible.

Dave: You vacuum.

Dr. Mango: Ok, seriously. You have a broken stem, and some fractured leaves. Also, we auctioned off all of the collectible plastic pillows in your house. Ozzy Osbourne owes you 674 dollars.

Dave: Whatever! I just realized, I need to get out of town before the cops catch me!

Dave throws a baby doll at Dr. Mango and makes a hasty escape. He runs three yards before a hobo banana attacks him.

Hobo: GIVE ME YOUR WAFFLES!! I KNOW YOU HAVE THEM!!!

Dave: NOOOO!!! NOOOO!!!!

Hobo: Toaster!

Dave goes to Puerto Rico, where he gets a job in a lemon-scented furniture polish factory. Two days later, he becomes manager. But then, all the lemon-scented fruits of the world come and burn down the factory, which is highly flammable. Dave is forced to run to Cuba, where he sells artificial apples.

Tune in next week to see if Dave can escape the police, or if the FBI catches him.

This episode of The Fruit and The Seedless was brought to you by...

FLIMSY PAPER TOWELS! (household use only.)

Club Penguin Christmas Party!

2009-12-22T20:56:00.000-05:00

The Club Penguin Christmas Party is here!!! Sorry my post is kinda late. It took me a while to get all the pics from Club Penguin.

At the Ski Hill, they have the pretty light things in the sky.

I like how the outside of the Lodge and the Sport Shop look at the Ski Village. The Santa hats (the only free item) is old. :(

Oooooh...Aaaaahh... Pretty Christmas Tree at the Lodge.

The new pin is at the Lodge Attic.

Wow, they actually decorated the HQ.

They decorated the EPF Command Room too.

The Beach! With ROCKHOPPER!!

Rockhopper's Ship is decorated for Christmas AND coins for change!

So is the Ship Hold.

The Lighthouse is all... Christmas-y. If you play and instrument, it plays Christmas music!

At the Beacon, there's a cool light bulb!

If you look in the telescope there's the pretty lights again.

The Dock is an Ice staking rink!

The Town is all Christmas-y too!

I like how the Coffee Shop looks.

ITS SANTA!!! IN THE BOOK ROOM!!! HI SANTA!!!

Giant toys... (?) at the Night Club.

It's Santa's Workshop! At the Dance Lounge!

LET'S GO THERE!! (Go up the steps in the Dance Lounge that say Santa's Sled!)

(members only) If you deliver all the gifts, you get a Santa suit! (sorry I don't have a pic.)

Gift Shop!

Super awesome snow forts...

And Ice Rink...

I think that the monster thing on the stage kinda ruins the whole "Holiday Cheer" effect at the Plaza.

BIG table at the Pizza parlor!

You can decorate the tree at the forest by throwing snowballs (ornaments) at it.

The cove isn't really decorated, just some random toys.

The more people on the Iceberg, the bigger the tree gets!

LOL, funny beard, little Dojo puffle. :)

Last but not least, the pretty inside of the dojo. :)

By the way, the party ends tomorrow, so hurry and check it out while you still can!

Bob: NO, Dave, you can't put imitation butter on a sock to make it blow up. :\

Hobo Sighting! :D

2009-12-05T11:05:00.000-05:00

Yesterday, the most HILARIOUS thing happened! I'll set the scene.

We were driving home from school, when we say the neighborhood hobo, who we have named Leroy. (He doesn't really live in our neighborhood, he kinda walks around the whole city. Mostly gas stations and grocery stores. Well... BACK TO ZE STORY!!!) We were at a stop sign, and he crossed the road. Then, about halfway on the other side, he STOPS, SPINS (360 DEGREES!) then keeps walking like nothing ever happened.
It was kinda like when a little kid is looking up at a bug but the bug is flying in circles.
Well, I just felt like sharing that with you peoples. LATERZ POTATERZ!

OOPS... I haven't posted in a while. :)

2009-11-14T16:53:00.000-05:00

SORRY people... I haven't posted in a while. I don't have much news... so.... yeah. Please enjoy the following kindergarten stories!

melons
by bob
i like melons they good in my tummy i burp the end bye
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
dave
by dave
MY NAME IS DAVE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!?!?!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
mY TurTle
by patty
ihav a tutle his name is kechup
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
potatos
by pepe
tengo gusto de potatos pero no caben en mi nariz

(potatos
by pepe
i like potatos but they dont fit in my nose)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
this is da story of de magic cheese
by meee!
wunce there was some cheese and he was magic the end?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I hope that made up for me not posting. :)

Club Penguin Turns 4!

2009-10-24T10:01:00.000-04:00

Today is the Club Penguin Anniversary Party! YAYZ! To get the hat...

Click the pinata twice! Then it will fall down, but there's always the annoying people that are STANDING on it... so...

You can just walk over it.

And, of course, the PIN,

By the way, that's me in my party outfit.

Happy Pink Saturday!!!!

2009-10-23T23:54:00.000-04:00

Happy pink Saturday peoples! This week I took a picture of my pink cherry blossom bird webkinz. I haven't adopted it yet, but I will soon. I think I'll name it Gertrude. It looks like a Gertrude to me.

Happy Pink Saturday!

2009-10-09T23:55:00.001-04:00

Happy Pink Saturday! This is a drawing I did one day because I was bored and i had some chalk.

I have this really cool blender thing, so I blended all the coloring together to make it one solid color. Well, HAPPY PINK SATURDAY!

Cooking With Bartholomew Banana!

2009-10-05T20:50:00.000-04:00

~Elevator Music~
FADE IN...
Audience: CLAP CLAP CLAP!!! CLAP!!
Bartholomew: Thank You, Thank You! Today we will be making... PUDDING PIE! Now, let's get started!
~Little swirly thingies cover the screen and Bartholomew appears in a kitchen~
Bartholomew: OK, first we need to get the pudding mix. Then, we MIX IT UP MIX IT UP MIX IT UP!!!!!!! Ahem, OK. Then...
SUDDENLY, DAVE RUNS ONTO THE SCREEN.
Dave: PUDDING!! PUDDING!!! GIMME THE PUDDING!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOWW!!!
Bartholomew: NOOO!!! NOO!!!! DAVE!!! DAVE- NOOO!!! NOT MY TROUSERS!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!
**loud beep and show cuts off. Screen turns blue.**
????: Umm... Cooking with Bartholomew Banana is experiencing technical difficulties. It will... like... return mo- momen- uh. (tries to sound out MOMENTARILY) umm... mome- SOON! It will return SOON! Here's... an... advertisement.

DO DO DO DO DO! DO DO DO DO DO! BOO BOO BEE BOP EE DEE DOO! (catchy jingle)
When your sponge is ripped and your cloth is stained... use the... SHAM-POW! It has the POWer!

???: OK, that's it. Bye.

Cooking With Bartholomew Banana was brought to you by KUMQUATS!

New October CATALOG!!!

2009-10-02T16:32:00.000-04:00

The new October 2009 catalog came out today! Here are the cheats!

Click on the right mushroom to get the Black Cape! (expensive!)

Click on the lantern thing at the top for the Ghost Costume! (SO COOL!) **WEAR THE GHOST COSTUME AND HOLD THE FLASHLIGHT AND DANCE! YOU GLOW!***

Click on the wizard guy's right foot to get the Black Superhero Mask!

Click on the mouse for the (affordable) Black Bowtie!

Click the inside of the piano for the Viking Helmet! ***OPEN AND CLOSE THE VIKING HELMET FOUR TIMES TO GET THE BLUE VIKING HELMET!***

In Other News...

Here's the new background!

I can't wait until the Halloween party!!!

Happy Pink Saturday

2009-09-26T10:28:00.001-04:00

So sorry for being late. Yesterday was a wonderful day - I got the Beatles Rock Band!!! I am loving it and spent my night playing it. I would suggest it to everyone. Here is my pretty pink for the day - it is a flower I made for my Mom.

We love flowers. Here is another we grew in our garden. We are going to get our fall flowers this weekend.

Thanks Beverly for the hard work. Remember to see everyone from there.

Random News Stuff!

2009-09-13T11:03:00.000-04:00

Hola! Today I have random news! First of all... Chives has had three more babies. They're kind of hard to see because they're like as big as a speck, but they're snails. Wow, we need to get a bigger tank. :P Also, I have another loose tooth, but nobody seems to care, because it's not very important. And, on the Wednesday of September 9, 2009, one of the awesomest game came out: The Beatles Rockband. But, I can't get it for many reasons. First, I don't have guitars, drums, or a microphone for Rockband. Second, It just came out, so you probably won't be able to get it until, like, January. In other news, On Club Penguin, there's Black Puffles everywhere. And if you ( or anybody else) walks up to it wearing the ninja suit OR the ninja mask and belt, then it will catch of fire. I don't know why they're here, but it's kinda cool.

Cool, huh? There's also new prizes at the fall fair, like the purple and black hat, the cotton candy machine (members only) and my favorite, the mustache! (also members only.)

Not much more to say, but here's me having mustache fun!

How Random And/Or Funny Are YOU?

2009-09-07T19:44:00.000-04:00

Let's take a quiz!
HOW RANDOM AND/OR FUNNY ARE YOU?

1.) What's the first word you think of when you think of "Calculator"?
A. Math
B. Squareness
C. Plastic smells like cheese...
D. I had muffins for breakfast!

2.) What's your favorite garden accessory?
A. A rock
B. Pine Needles
C. A GNOME!
D. A Caterpillar

3.) What's your favorite type of hat?
A. I don't believe in adding heat to my scalp.
B. A baseball hat.
C. The Pink hat from Pink Saturday on Nani the rabbit.
D. One that looks like a GIGANTIC banana!

4.) What do you say the most?
A. I don't get it. :
B. So, how's the weather?
C. Do YOU like pickles?
D. WAFFLES ARE GOOD, OH YEAH!

5.) What's your favorite pattern?
A. Blank
B. Stripes
C. Fruits and Vegetables
D. PUDDING CUPS...

SCROLL DOWN FOR YOUR ANSWERS!!!

Mostly A's...
Congratulations. You are completely... NORMAL. I guess that can be a good thing... :)

Mostly B's...
You're as random and funny and the next person. You can be funny when you want to be! :) Cool!

Mostly C's...
You're pretty funny and random, you make your friends laugh. :) Sweet!

Mostly D's...
YEE HAW! You're ALMOST as random/funny as ME! Congratulations! :) You Rock!

*** Results Based On Writer's Opinion.***

PS: Club Penguin Catalog Cheats Coming Soon!

PINK Saturday!!

2009-09-05T07:01:00.000-04:00

Happy Pink Saturday! Yea, I know that the clock at the bottom says that it's 4 in the morning, but the time zone is wrong so it's really 7. It's still to early, but oh well. :P My picture for today is a bowl that I made in a gifted arts camp 2 years ago. It's made of yarn and this cable thingy, and I wove the yarn around he cable a bunch of times. TA DA!!!
I think it looks like the inside of a watermelon, but that's just my opinion. Well, not much else to say, but... TOOTHPASTE!!! BYE WORLD!!! Eat Your Pickles!

HOLA!

2009-08-25T20:10:00.000-04:00

WOW! I haven't posted in a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time! But... I have EXCITING NEWS! It turns out that Chives DIDN'T have a baby, she had TWINS!!! I just discovered the other one because he was hiding in the pink fish coral thingy. I like pickles, yes I do! Well, not much more to talk about except for the fact that I started school last week. Blech. AND I LEARNED HOW TO DRAW A BUNNY EMOTICON! CHECK IT!

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(='-'=)
(")(")

Cool, huh? Well, I have, like, NOTHING to write about, so please enjoy the following fruit soap opera.

The Fruit And The Seedless
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Where drama is always by the pound.

(Dave the Pineapple is being chased by police cars, because he just robbed The First Cantaloupes Bank.)
Dave: You'll never catch me alive, pomegranates!
Becky: Fried, marshmallow pumpkin halls! TOOOOOOOTH!!!
Announcer: Dave, look out! There's a Tricycle headed right towards you!
Random Hobo: You're not in this soap opera, announcer!
Announcer: Neither are you!
Hobo: Do you have any pudding?
Announcer: NO!!!
Dave: AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
15 MINUTES LATER...
Becky: Goggle cheese doo derf tea?
Becky's Translater: Will Dave be okay?
Docter: I don't know...He's lost a lot of juice and may need a seed transplant. Luckily it's all paid for already.
Becky: Lawnmover milk job goo?
Becky's Translater: But who paid for it?
Hobo: Fades Out...
*To Be Continued*
THIS EPISODE OF THE FRUIT AND THE SEEDLESS WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY...
Toilet Paper! (Don't ask.)

A Weird Birthday

2009-08-09T09:57:00.000-04:00

HI PEOPLES! According to the counter on the side, YESTERDAY WAS MY BIRTHDAY! It was a very weird birthday, too. I'll start with the smaller news. I RANDOMLY LOST A TOOTH! I just bit a carrot (the baby kind) and it just kinda FELL out! Now, to the bigger news. Ahem, please keep on all socks during the following message.
CHIVES (MY SNAIL) HAD A BABY!!!!! So, that means that Chives is really an Audrey Hepburn, but I'm still calling HER Chives. The baby's name is Peter Ilych Tchaikovsky, Pete for short. And, I just realized that on the post with all my exciting news, I meant the vote on Club Penguin for the new color. I was soooooo excited that I was typing like MAD!!! Well, not much more to say except... GOATS LIKE CHOWDER!!! BYE!

The following news makes me SOO happy!!!

2009-08-06T13:50:00.000-04:00

HIYA PEOPLES!!! BREAKING NEWS!!! OK, so you all should remember the contest for the new color and the super awesome pictures I made RIGHT?!?! Guess who's the winner?? I'll give you a hint. It doesn't make you look like a grape if you wear something purple, and it isn't a type of perfume. Yes, the color that everyone said looked like the "light blue" has triumphed!! THE WINNER IS AQUA!!! i am getting up at 6:00 tomorrow to buy AQUA!!! And the new Splatter shirt that we voted on that I forgot to post about. (SORRY!!) Anyways... Now we are voting on NEW FURNITURE! Just go to the What's New blog and vote! You don't even have to have an account! (but if you didn't have an account then it wouldn't really affect you) Now, to show my excitement about aqua winning, I'll... umm... POST A NEW VIDEO! YEA! I'll call it the finger talk show! It'll be up tomorrow, for now I'm going to do... stuff. BYEZ!!!
PS: aqua is victorious!!! TAKE THAT LAVENDER!
PPS: BLUB BLUB BLEE BLOO BLOP GLUB GLUB GLUE PUDDING!
PPPS: I GOT ORGANIC PUDDING!!!!

The Dave The Pineapple Show!

2009-08-05T21:01:00.000-04:00

Announcer: Welcome, ladies and tuna fish casserole, to The Dave The Pineapple Show! Hosted by, Dave the Pineapple! Now, let's learn a little bit about Dave. Take it away... Dave... NO!!! NOT LITERALLY!! GIVE ME BACK MY PANTS!! GAAAAHHHH!!!
Dave: Well, I used to be the mayor of Cream Soup City, but I retired so I could have more time to enjoy my favorite pastime, taking random objets from strangers! ONION RING!!!! AAAHHHH!!! (throws chair into audience)
Audience: AAHHHH!!! THE PINEAPPLE'S GOING MAD!!!
Announcer: Everybody stay... calm!!! (CRASH!!)
(Explosion)
Announcer: WE ARE RECEIVING TECHNICAL DIFFUCULTIES!!! THANK YOU FOR WATHCING THE DAVE SHOW BYE- AAAHHHH!!! MY FOOT!!!! NOOOooooo...
(Fade out)

THIS EPISODE OF THE DAVE THE PINEAPPLE SHOW WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY...
ALPACAS!!! THEY SPIT!
Dear Viewers: The Dave The Pineapple Show has now been canceled. Thank you for watching the Kumquat Channel. Please Flush again!

Pink Saturday The Fifth!!!

2009-08-01T00:57:00.000-04:00

Hola Hola Hola World!!! i haven't posted in a while (shame on me) but I'm still going to do PINK SATURDAY!!! Enjoy the following photo of when my snails were on top of each other (I did it becuause the pink coral thingy is pink)...

Also, according to the calender, it is officially 8 days until my birthday!! And I don't even know what I want yet!!! MAYBE SOME ORGANIC PUDDING!!!!! It's very sad to go 2 years without being able to eat pudding. No worries, though. I'm surviving on ice cream. :) Well, not much to say at 1:00 in the morning (even though it says 10:00, it's really 1:00.) so... BYEZ TO THE PEOPLEZ OF THE WORLDZ!!!

:):):):):):):) HAPPY HAPPY FUCSHIA!!! (or close to fuchsia.)

PPS: VOTE ON THE POLLS PEOPLE!! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT DATA!!!

Snail Cam 2!

2009-07-20T15:20:00.000-04:00

GUESS WHAT WORLD?!?! I made a new Snail Cam video! Also, I made another blog!! This one is about Club Penguin and Webkinz, but I won't tell you the address until AFTER you watch the brand NEW SNAIL CAM VIDEO! QUACK!

OK, the web address to my new blog is: http://picklepenguins.blogspot.com. BUT DON'T FORGET TO VOTE ON THE POLLS FIRST!!!! GOODBYE!!!

NEW Club Penguin Color!!

2009-07-16T13:21:00.000-04:00

If you have read the newspaper, you know about the voting for the new color. If not, READ THE PAPER, LAZY!!! The color choices are aqua, maroon (closest to maroon there is.), and lavender. Before I started making the following pictures, I wanted aqua. Now, I kinda like maroon. Here are pictures of average girl and boy penguins that I edited to have the new color. (in photoshop)

LAVENDER

AQUA

MAROON

Last but not least, I did myself.

Before I did this post, I wanted aqua. Now, I kinda like maroon. WHO WILL WIN?!?!?!

BYE!!! Are jelly beans the naughty children of lima beans???

Penguin Style July '09

2009-07-13T18:04:00.000-04:00

I know it's a little late, but here are the secret hidden items in this month's clothing catalog.

Click on the inside of the piano for the viking helmet (of course). Then...

Open and close it four times and the BLUE VIKING HELMET WILL POP UP!! GADZOOKS!!

Click on the shell for...a very affordable canteen!

Click on Penguins for the Crystal Staff.

Click on the window on the far right for the Woodsman's Hat. (very Peter Pan-ish.)

Click on the Dragon shadow for the Dragon Costume. (makes sense.)

Last but not least, click on the C in Clearance for the Black Graduation Cap.

HOPE IT WAS HELPFUL!!! GLUB GLUB!

PS: Are muffins bald cupcakes? The world may never know...

Why did the Pie go Bye?

2009-07-07T10:14:00.000-04:00

RANDOM YET AWESOME MUSIC VIDEO #1
A Sing-Along sequel will be available soon!

PINK SATURDAY!! =)

2009-07-03T23:50:00.000-04:00

Happy Pink Saturday people! This is a picture of my funny bunny named Nani wearing my pink fuzzy hat. He was more cooperative than I thought.

That's all for this week! BYE!!

Hola World!!

2009-06-28T13:56:00.000-04:00

OH MY GOSH!! I totally forgot to tell you peoples that I got a new clock!! It's now you average alarm clock, it is a cow clock that MOOS. SERIOUSLY!! It goes mmmOOOOOooooOOOO until you find the switch on the back and turn it off. (which I am not good at doing.)

NOthing new has really been happening, except I stabbed underneath my nail with the corner of a piece of cardboard and it HURTS!!!! Oh, and one day I was bored and made these two things on the computer.

BYE!!!!!!!

Super Snail Sunday!!

2009-06-21T12:58:00.000-04:00

I haven't done a snail cam video in a while. That is because the batteries are dead, and we need to get some rechargeable ones. but until then, I have pictures!

How does he not fall off?

Snail Races! ( Stravinsky won.)

In Other news... ALBERT EINSTEIN HAS RETURNED!!!! we found him behind our garbage cans. You may say "Oh, No, that's just a coincidence. Just like Purple Chowder." Well it ISN'T! I can recognize my pet frog that I had for a week.

See? SPITTING IMAGE PEOPLE!

Also, I meant to start adding more stuff about Club Penguin, so here are the igloo catalog secrets.

Click on the flame on the tiki torch for the LCD Television.

Click on the Fish on the Banner thingy for the Penguin Knight Scupture.

Click on the bottom circle thing on the poodle plant for the Wheelbarrow.

Lastly, click on the 2nd stalk of corn for the Picket Fence!

Sorry this post was so long! Auf Weiderhesen!

Happy Pink Saturday! :)

2009-06-19T22:54:00.000-04:00

Hola! Happy Pink Saturday! Today my picture is of my pink Converse High-Tops that i added green shoelaces to. ( They were originally very vibrant but the color dulled as they got dirtier.)
That's all that i could think of for this week! Don't forget to visit the my mom and the other participants' blogs to see their Pink Saturday pics. Bye for now!
Don't you just LOVE multicolored days of the week?

I Haven't Blogged in SOO Long!!!

2009-06-16T15:10:00.000-04:00

OH MY GOSH I HAVEN'T BLOGGED IN SOOOO LONG. There is so much stuff I've forgotten to tell you. First of all, remember when I talked about the pop bugs I was putting in my terrarium for science? We took them home on the last day of school... fully equipped with A FROG (who I named Albert Einstein) AND A GOLDFISH (that I named Marilyn Monroe but she didn't live longer than about 5 days). We kept Albert in our care for about a week, then we went to the pet store and learned that we had to feed him live crickets instead of the frog food we were presently feeding him that was apparently made for aquatic frogs (he was a land frog).

And from hating crickets due to a past experience , we released him into the wild where he can live a happy life by growing fat on crickets and Rollie Pollies by the creek.

This is Albert in his plastic bottle terrarium. while I fed him the aquatic frog food, I constantly said "Who's a good boy?!?" I now know that it isn't normal to call your frog a "good boy".

This is Albert in his new habitat... the creek behind my neighbors' house. I'm sure he's already found a home and stocked his frog fridge with tons of bugs.

The other thing I wanted to tell you was that I'm changing my countdown clock to days until my birthday. Counting down to the end of summer is too depressing.

Well, that's all the information I wanted to post on the world wide web. But Don't ever forget...
Slugs are for racing, not for salting.

Well Auf Weiderhesen Blog Readers!

Pink Saturday!!!!!!!

2009-06-05T23:29:00.000-04:00

Happy Pink Saturday peoples! Here are my pics for this week.

This first one is my dog Zuzu when she stole my sock. I was looking for it...

This one is of my 2nd grade diorama of a flamingo.

The last one is of a pig that we made in 1st grade. Every class made one, and then we raced them.

That's it for this week! Adios! Auf Weiderhesen!

Pink Saturday

2009-05-29T22:18:00.000-04:00

This is my second attempt at Pink Saturday. Hope you guys enjoy my pictures! (Photographed by me, of course. Hold your applause, please)

Here's the first one. It's a flyswatter we got from the Dollar Tree with a flower on it. It's really too pretty to squash flies with it, but we do anyway.

This next photo is of my dog Gigi in her pink coat from Old Navy.

That's all for now! Tune in next week for another Pink Saturday post! BYE!!!!!!!!

A Random Day

2009-05-26T18:51:00.000-04:00

Today was lovely...or at least as lovely as pop bugs, lava lamps, and glowing erasers can get. And my dog Gigi just tooted. How pleasant. Well, I think I should explain about the random things that happened in my day. I'll start with the pop bugs. In science, we are making terrariums and aquariums inside plastic 2 liter bottles. We were catching bugs and stuff for our terrarium, and I wanted to get 4 beetles and name them after The Beatles: John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr. It had turned out that the bugs that I caught weren't really beetles, they were pop bugs. (but they're keeping their names even if they aren't actually beetles.) As for the lava lamp, we went to the AR (Accelerated Reader) store, which is where we spend our AR points that we get from taking tests on books that we read, and I had exactly 100 points, so I bought a BLUE LAVA LAMP!!! It's so pretty. I'll take a picture of it later. And for the glowing erasers, at the AR store they also sell all kinds of erasers and pencils. One of the types of erasers glows in the dark and it is so cool! They also have color changing ones, but they weren't as cool. Well anyways, that's all that happened today. BYE!!!

Happy Sunday!

2009-05-24T12:45:00.000-04:00

As you can probably tell, today is Sunday. I'm really sorry about the Pink Saturday mix-up. Hopefully next week will go better. Also, I'm getting a lot of comments about my snails! My little mollusks are becoming stars!!! I'm so proud. Oh, and about my azalea picture, it isn't weird to take pictures of other people's flowers! Especially when they're pretty.
Well, as you know, it's May, so the school year is ending. I added a counter that will count down the days until the official last day of school. (But the last 2 days are snow make-up days and I'm not sure if I'm going to those. And we only have about 4 more full days!) We're doing one last graded project in school about the 50 states, and the one I got was Alabama. It seems like a really cool state, but they farm everything I'm allergic to! (peanuts, corn, dairy and soybean!) and it has the George Washington Carver Museum, which in my opinion would be cooler if it was shaped like a GIANT PEANUT!!!
I'm going to post a new snail cam video soon, as soon as I get yet another set of new batteries for my video camera. That thing is like an energy sucker. The batteries are only like 10 days old! (Maybe I use it too much. Hmmm.)

Well, just for fun, I'm going to list everything I'm allergic to!

Peanuts
Corn
Soybeans
Dairy ( I can tolerate it, though. I'm NOT giving up my ice cream!)
Oak Trees
Pine Trees
Cats
Dogs ( luckily, i can tolerate it.)
Dust
Latex
Glycerin

And then there's all the things made of that, like sorbitol (corn) and dextrose (also corn).
Well, auf weiderhesen for now!

Pink Saturday

2009-05-24T12:12:00.000-04:00

Sorry this is late. Someone forgot to tell me that they signed me up for Pink Saturday. Today I am sharing a picture of my piano teacher's azalea.
My new snails are very active and everyone is getting along great. Hope you have a fun weekend.

Yay! New Snails!

2009-05-19T16:47:00.000-04:00

YAY!!!!!!!! Today i went to the pet store and got not one, but TWO new snails! The first one, a black mystery snail, is still Tchaikovsky (Chives) II, but the other one, a gold mystery snail, is named Igor Stravinsky (Stravie for short)! They're still in their bag right now, but floating in the fish tank water to adjust the temperature or some thing, which is apparently something you need to do when you purchase your new aquatic pets. The pet store dude told us to get some algae chips to put in the water twice a week, so hopefully Chives II and Stravie will live longer than Chives I. However, they seem a lot more active than Chives I, so the snail cam will be more exciting.

I will make a new snails cam video as soon as we can take them out of their bag, so you're going to have to wait. BYE! Adios! Aloha! Auf Weiderhesen!

-Fuzzy Snails

PS: Here's what Chives II and Stravie look like floating in their little bag thingy!

Sorry I Forgot!! :^D

2009-05-18T15:08:00.000-04:00

Hello people of the world!!! I'm soooooooooooooooooooooo sorry that I forgot to post for like, 6 days. I'm sometimes not good at remembering stuff like that. That's why i can't keep a diary. I do if for a maximum of 3 days, forget, then find it a couple months later and doodle in the rest of it.
Since it's been so long, I have a lot to tell you. I'll start with the saddest. I am sad to say that my snail, Chives, has... passed. But it's okay, because I'm going to get Chives the 2ND tomorrow. In other news, I am going to add another feature to the side. It'll be a slide show of all of the critters that I find in my yard.

OH and guess what peoples?!?!?! Remember that big huge miserable test that I was telling you about? TOMORROW'S THE LAST DAY! YAY! So much for the free snacks, though. I was enjoying them. Well... BYE 4 NOW!!! ( you see how I used the number 4 instead of writing out for? Cool, huh?)
-Fuzzy Snails

P.S: They're building a high school behind our school and today was the big groundbreaking ceremony. I think that it's kinda sad that they have to cut down all those trees, though. Oh well. High schools are useful, too, right?
BYE AGAIN!!

Snail Cam 1

2009-05-12T17:52:00.000-04:00

Chives is Active!(sorta) watch my badly filmed video now!!!

My Brain Is Melting

2009-05-12T15:52:00.000-04:00

Ugggggghhhh!( I think I spelled that right) Today we had to start the first portion of this state wide, 4 day long test. IT WAS SOOOO MISERABLE!!!!!!!!! it was 46 questions long, and we couldn't move or anything once we were finished. Then we had to wait for the rest of the class to finish, but we still couldn't go out to recess(even though it was time to) we had to wait in the classroom quietly whispering and writing notes to each other(in my opinion, I prefer writing notes because whispering makes my throat hurt.) The only good part about it is that we don't have any homework and we get free SNACKS YAY!!!!!! But the snacks were really weird. They were Pretzel Goldfish. I think it's mean that the pretzel company stole the Goldfish company's trademark shape. Oh wait... they might have been made by the Goldfish company. I don't know. Well, I'm going to stop dumping all my miserableness on to you guys so BYE!!!! (or as they say it in Japan, Sayanara)

Oh and PS: I'm sorry my snail Chives is Being so boring. He might do something exciting. I don't know. He is a snail. They don't do much.

Oh and PPS:I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT PAINT IS MADE OF!!!!!

Greetings to the World!!!

2009-05-11T15:50:00.000-04:00

Hello people who own a computer! You have now reached fuzzysnails.blogspot.com! Congratulations! As you hopefully have discovered by now, THIS IS MY VERY FIRST POST!! Let us celebrate by looking at the following picture:

In case you were wondering, that is an ostrich with a party hat on. I drew it myself. It would be great for a birthday card, huh? So anyways, on this blog you will find Karlbot, Things to Ponder (whatever ponder means) the Snail Cam, which is updated when ever my pet snail, Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky (Chives for short), does something exciting, and other stuff. Before I conclude my VERY FIRST POST, I shall ask you, the readers, an important question. WHAT IS PAINT MADE OF?!?!? I need to know people!!! If you know the answer please tell me by putting the answer in a comment. By for now peoples! Or, and they say in Germany, Auf Weiderhesen!